Thursday, 19 April 2012

Story of my life (Ep. 3): Gay Porn



‘I need to find somewhere gay porn!’ I told my best friend ever Kate (or Katya if you are Russian speaking).

‘You need WHAT?” she asked with a shock. I saw panic in her eyes. She really didn’t understand what was going on.

‘I have told you already: I NEED GAY PORN!’ I was practically screaming.

‘Sh… people!’

I understood immediately that we were in the corridor full of my classmates. It was right after my first French class in this year. It was after I saw Mr. French Class. Kate took my hand and leaded to the corner of the corridor.

‘But… I don’t understand. Are you a gay?’

‘Of cause I am!’

‘But we kissed several times last summer!’

‘Last summer I wasn’t a gay!’

‘And now?’
‘And now I am! If you had only seen him… He is so handsome… Oh… I fell in love at the moment he came into the class’ I was dreaming about Mr. French Class.

‘Sorry, but are speaking about our new French teacher?’ she asked laughing.

‘Yep!’

‘But I constantly saw him. And you know I am a one hundred percent heterosexual. He is co cute. And these large arms…’

‘OK, OK, OK. I have noticed that you are fond of him too. But now concentrate on the topic: where could I find gay porn?’

‘But for what?’

‘I need to know what to do when we will be alone’.

‘I see. Right, let’s go to the Video Rental. They have everything. Is your bag with you?’

‘Yes, but we have a Math class next’.

'Math? You are a gay!!! Fuck the Math!’ she laughed and took my arm. ‘Go?’

‘Go!’

11 comments:

  1. Interesting))) Continue the story, please!

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  2. Thanx a lot! I was waiting for this FIRST comment! Enjoy and come soon)

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  3. thats amazing story))will u keep on posting?

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  4. Of cause I will. I think, it will be sometimes rather funny, sometimes very sad story. But it will be)

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  5. You've got a great sense of humour! Write more!

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  6. I'm intrigued and I`m waiting the end of story.

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    1. It's practically endless story. Like everybody's life)

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  7. Wow, you are an amazing writer! You really have a talent. You should become a writer!

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  8. Thanx a lot! The story will continue soon)

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  9. Is this real?

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